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Newbs: Beware the Magic Bullet and Shiny Nickel.

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Disclaimer: If you’re entrenched in the game, you don’t need to read this.  If you’re new and excited and susceptible, please proceed.  Lol @ marketers getting marketed. Flat out, the internet marketing industry is possibly the field with the lowest monetary barriers to entry ever in the history of civilization.  Everyone and their momma can […]

50 Tidbits of Advice

tidbits of advice

The following was a wad of small business counsel I offered to a group of fine gentleman elsewhere on the internets who specialize in internet marketing in general.  Twas divinely orated and translated to human tongue on 11/29/2012.  It concerns itself with not only business but psychology, discipline, self-development, and more.  It shall now be archived here for […]

Page Speed Gains Through Database Optimization

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A while back, I became obsessed with page speed.  Page speed refers to how quickly the data is served and loaded in the browser of your viewers and the search engine bots.  Why is this such a big deal?  Because it directly affects conversions from users and rankings in the search engines.  It all boils […]

The New Paradigm of SEO

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or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Escape the Tyranny of the Machines There is a harmful paradigm in the Internet Marketing strata and especially within the sub-sect/cult of Search Engine Optimization that has produced nothing more than the usual: two classes of separatists denying the reality of the other’s world view, both of which are […]

The Holy Trinity: Systems, Automation, Outsourcing

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I’ve been at it for over a decade now.  Just like all of you knuckleheads, I started at the bottom.  I hand built my own sites (still do!), I wrote my own content (not anymore!), did my own link-building (I’m on dat next level shizz now), and basically had no social life.  I would go […]

Block Websites on a Mac in Terminal

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So, I don’t know about you, but I frequent a certain internet marketing forum that likes to trick people into clicking on links that take you to a certain site that is basically inescapable once you click on it. Screw it, I’ll go ahead and tell you.  It takes you to a site one of […]

How to Make a Wooden Dry Erase White Board


Let’s not front.  Those big white dry erase boards are fugly.  But unfortunately, there’s not much other choice for those of us in the market.  I even considered getting a chalk board just because I detest a whiteboard that much. But I reconciled my hatred and started looking around online and even going to local […]

The Annihilation of Public “Private” Blog Networks

The Annihilation of Public

I’m sure you guys have heard the big commotion with what’s been going on lately in the SEO world.  This was the absolute annihilation of public, and supposedly, private blog networks.  Big Brother managed to absolutely wipe them out with such fierce tenacity that the SERPs went nuts for about a week as the deindexing […]